ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via hey-y0u-crazy-diamond)

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator, via hey-y0u-crazy-diamond)

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

(via hey-y0u-crazy-diamond)

amadaun23:

Eddie with ‘K’ on his shirt - over his heart, for Kurt 
Saturday Night Live April 1994

amadaun23:

Eddie with ‘K’ on his shirt - over his heart, for Kurt 

Saturday Night Live April 1994

(via metallicans)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(via davidgilmore)

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

(via davidgilmore)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via davidgilmore)